slentando:

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

3 days ago // 31,074 notes

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

4 days ago // 512,186 notes

thirstfollower:

spangefucker:

in spanish, we don’t say “i love you.” instead, we say “eres una pieza de mierda,” which roughly translates to “you are the one i want to be with forever” and i think that’s beautiful

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6 days ago // 1,225 notes

okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

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6 days ago // 78,967 notes


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

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6 days ago // 258,574 notes

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

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1 week ago // 139,007 notes


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

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2 weeks ago // 258,574 notes

paxamgays:

paxamgays:

i finally have my life together!!!!

haha!!! april fools!!!!!!! !!  . ..

2 weeks ago // 3,006 notes

heatherbat:

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.

2 weeks ago // 100,112 notes

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

2 weeks ago // 201,394 notes